Sundries for Crap

The Crappiest Invention Ever

Finally, some sense! Those things piss me off so much.

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Lazy Muncie

Yeah! Midwest, represent!

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Dick Cheney Can Kill You

And here are ten different ways he can do it.

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Gentlemen, start your rioting.

Which way to the Embassy for the United States of Canada?

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Roundabout Turntablism

Bend needs to support this feature.

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Urban Ninja

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Mentos + Diet Pepsi

Imagine what that's doin' inside yer gut.

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3D Visual File System

“It’s a UNIX system! I know this!”

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Mohammed Dance!

Tee-hee hee!

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VW Bus: Airborne

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Jed's Other Poem

A beautiful music video, programmed in AppleSoft II on a 1979 Apple II+.

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Play .wmv files in Quicktime

Cool!

Thanks, Microsoft!

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Mmm. Sacrilicious.

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Reintroducing Windows Vista

Heh.

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It's all about power.

Go on. Ask me again why I love Dreamhost.

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ASIMO! 6km/h Edition!

Look out! He's comin' to get ya!

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What Killed Kong?

Inquiring minds want to know! Other inquiring minds are figuring it out!

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WWII as an online game

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Camera Phones

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It gets more awesomer.

If you really want to impress the pope, just keep watching.

The hands really creep me out.

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King Kong! Yee-haw!

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Hamster Warfare!

I love the "Troubleshooting" section.

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These things are everywhere.

On the walls, in the house, on our lampshades, in my kites...

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Flying Spaghetti Monster!

It's got pirates and global warming, and also mentions Kansas! Yee-haw!

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Invader Zim Soundboard

"I'm gonna eat you!"

Thanks, Jesse!

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Mosh Girl Rules!

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Destroy the Earth!

Luke, here's the owner's manual you've been looking for!

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Man Recreates Rocky

Watch out! You'll laugh so hard you'll pee yourself.

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Saltine Challenge!

First six, then seven! What a guy!

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The Credit Card Prank

Hilarious!

Guy signs his credit card receipts with fake names and obscene pictures, but no one seems to care.

Not even the credit card company.

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Speak like she's naked!

Context here.

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I Park Like an Idiot

Perfect for dune buggies.

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Secret Decoder Ring

Go forth, geeks, and accessorize!

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Juxtaposed

Amazon's search has a sick sense of humor.

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Virtual Stan

Confused? Context.

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Welcome to Zombo.com

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it's a floating apartment!

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Freestyle Jumping!

My knees hurt just watching. Not that it's gonna stop me from trying!

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The LED Pimp Bed

There's even a how-to document!

Also check out The Vos Pad.

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Fun With Loops!

This is really funny, after you figure out what's going on.

What nerds.

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Torturing The Sims

The clown freaks me out.

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Truck Dismount

I've been playing this game for the last two hours. My best score is 48,631.

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O'Reilly's Programming Perl

As you've never seen it before! Not quite safe for work.

via Utterly Boring

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When Puppets Attack

Read the story. Click through to see the HORROR.

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Fat man makes own TRON costume

The 'eww' factor goes up to 11.

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0wn3d!

c0mpl3t3 w17h 7yp0! (l00k 47 j00r k3yb04rd)

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I have no words for this

Via Tymoriel

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America's Funniest Senator!

My vote is with Ben Nighthorse Campbell, but maybe that's just cuz he has a pony tail and a cool name and rides a chopper. Tom Daschle does have an amusing story about jerky.

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Church Sign Generator

Commit your own sins of typography, you dirty little heathen, you.

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Everything's better with handguns

Especially religion. Especially priests shooting bloodthirsty children on skateboards.

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Yeti Sports

Hit penguins with baseball bats. Built tough in Austria. Link courtesy of the Nutting Doctor.

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Lego Builder!

You do stuff and it makes loud popping noises and your co-workers look at you funny!

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