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Ha. There's a sign over a urinal in Humanities, er... over a urinal in a bathroom in Humanities. A urinal in Humanities would be funny. Would they put it in the hallway or a classroom? Who would be gutsy enough... Keep reading this entry »
Aha. No snow today; instead we got an inch of rain and hail slush nonsense. The outdoors are currently cold and miserable. Moving percussion equipment after our concert was particularly exciting. Tree branches are coated in ice and make creepy... Keep reading this entry »
I am my harshest critic, and my harshest critic is really frustrated with and critical of himself right now.... Keep reading this entry »
What are they doing?! Some college punk and a bald old man are opening the fire hydrant right outside my window. Oh good, there goes the water. Sure, just walk away. Leave the hydrant open.... Keep reading this entry »
Snow. More god forsaken snow. I wish winter would just give up.... Keep reading this entry »
Wow, what an absolutely gorgeous day. I had almost forgotten what the sun looked like... I saw my shadow for the first time in a week and was frightened. A little bit of FFIX over breakfast and then took a... Keep reading this entry »
Batten down the hatches and man the lifeboats cuz UMD is sinkin' and I don't mean metaphorically. The soggy transitional season of wring is well upon us, and as a result the old vessel is taking on water at every... Keep reading this entry »
Ga. I'm plum dizzy with things to do. Today I mapped out my calendar for the rest of the year and April is already over in my mind. I'm frantically trying to get things done before the unholy finals bell... Keep reading this entry »
It's three in the morning. Go to bed, Dane.... Keep reading this entry »
Today is Thursday. I hate Thursdays. Why can't today be a Wednesday, Friday? Why, I'd even take a Monday over a Thursday, hands down. Thursdays are too deceiving to be fun. One feels that the week is just a flailing-armed... Keep reading this entry »
YES! SNOW! Praise everything that is holy, we're gettin' dumptrucks full of snow! It is so achingly beautiful outside. Whoopie-doopie! But now a significant moral quagmire: African Roots or snowboarding? A class that meets once a week for 1 1/2... Keep reading this entry »
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