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Archives from October 2001

Tuesday October 30, 2001

ode to john locke

I found my phone card. It was behind my printer, under my bed... laughing. Today's challenge: Finish an entire buttered popcorn sucker without vomiting. Meanwhile: Doug came home with an air freshener for the bathroom. It claimed it was 'scentless',... Keep reading this entry »


Monday October 29, 2001

the great sun ra

Is it bad when getting dressed in the morning seems like too much work? Later: Grargh. It's 11:00 at night, and I still need to read 20 more small-font, tissue-paper-thin pages of Walden for class tomorrow. And John Locke. And... Keep reading this entry »


Sunday October 28, 2001

long! exciting! twins!

This entry was so long I moved it here. It talks about our exciting weekend voyage to the Twin Cities/Metro area.... Keep reading this entry »


Friday October 26, 2001

lose crap. reduce threat.

My phone card has gone missing. Of course, it's no great loss, as it only had 453 MINUTES REMAINING. This trend of losing stuff is really starting to anger me, and I think I need to start nailing anything of... Keep reading this entry »


Thursday October 25, 2001

everyday oy vey

I felt like dressing up today, so I threw on my tuxedo. Doug asked me what I was doing, to which I curtly replied, "Studying." "Oh, so do you always study in a tux? 'Well, time to study, better put... Keep reading this entry »


Wednesday October 24, 2001

all you need are sleds

The leaves are well past their autumnal color changing peak, but no matter. I've been following the progression of hues in my numerous bruises. They're lookin' good, covering a wide range of yellows and purples. What a spectacular show. It... Keep reading this entry »


Tuesday October 23, 2001

trappings of mindlings

Today's Office Game Mind Trap Question: Which of the following words doesn't belong, and why? ORIEL ORANGE MONTH OIL Well, how easy is that? Month, of course... ahh, but it is Mind Trap, and they want us to think it's... Keep reading this entry »


Monday October 22, 2001

trans-dimensional can opener

Doug made a few enemies on the Porkies trip. He cunningly destaked some girls' tent, but it was the freestanding kind so that didn't do anything. Not to be deterred he later depoled their tent, which was much more mischievous.... Keep reading this entry »


Sunday October 21, 2001

porkies evacuation

The Porkies trip was swift and exciting. My friends hit me with a tree, which threw my skull and body at the cliff wall. "I guess I am mortal." Fearing a concussion, Erin, Luke and I hiked the three miles... Keep reading this entry »


Thursday October 18, 2001

fate leads by 70 points

Office Game is getting out of hand. Our worst enemy is D107, which happens to be about 70 points ahead of the next leading room... Needless to say, we are not the next leading room, nor the one after that,... Keep reading this entry »


Wednesday October 17, 2001

drug talk with megaphone

Woke up feeling extremely groggy today, which is the first time that has happened this year. Maybe it has something to do with the kicking of my own ass on the wall last night. Did some crack climbs without freebasing... Keep reading this entry »


Sunday October 14, 2001

a plagioclase theory of all

Conception. Inception. Action. Question. Reconciliation. Resolution. It seems to be the natural order of things, and it seems to happen on an infinite number of fractal scales... the mundane, the ordinary, the unimportant, the curious, the demanding, the necessary. I... Keep reading this entry »


Saturday October 13, 2001

slick imagistic thievery

Please keep your pants on. This is not as exciting as it may look. ...or maybe it is. Welcome to Cromlech version 0.09 ...kind of. I got impatient and uploaded the new site, even though it's only about half done.... Keep reading this entry »


Friday October 12, 2001

header blender

Ok, this is how it goes. When I fall asleep, little gnomes sneak quietly into my room. They all climb up on my bed and one of them whips out a bone saw. He grinds along the full circumference of... Keep reading this entry »


Thursday October 11, 2001

to upgrade your skeleton

What an absolutely glorious day. Warm, sunny, with that crisp smell of autumn thick in the air. I saw a woman out walking her pet skeleton across campus... it was rattling and grinning all over the place. Hey, we all... Keep reading this entry »


Tuesday October 9, 2001

the odor has been mischaracterized

A few miscellaneous thoughts: The Duluth News Tribune has been very entertaining the last few days. One headline read "Time is short, Busch says." I couldn't figure out why a liquor company would make such a statement, and why it... Keep reading this entry »


Sunday October 7, 2001

wedded to video game fatalism

Greta and Tyler's wedding was beautiful and insightful... we can anticipate a long entry in Memoirs when all is said and done. Be patient. I'm currently chock full o' thoughts. Speaking of surveys, I am feeling really good right now.... Keep reading this entry »


Friday October 5, 2001

a ripple

It's still there. We can try to ignore it, forget it, oh how hard we can try, but it continues gnaws away at our minds. Last night I dreamed of jets crashing into buildings... again. I always watch from a... Keep reading this entry »


Thursday October 4, 2001

we'll pencil in the elements

Everyone has a date book. Currently mine reads as follows: Today: Geology test and Journalism homework This week: Finish Wooch! scrapbook This weekend: Go to Greta and Tyler's wedding. Miss the Big Wu and Sunny Wicked shows in Duluth. This... Keep reading this entry »


Monday October 1, 2001

agog in anxiety

For those of you who are waiting anxiously for the next version of Cromlech, you're just gonna have to get more anxious. I'm agog at how much stuff I've managed to plaster the Internet with, and right now life involves... Keep reading this entry »