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I am on Friday mode, which directs me to the Friday room for Modern Short Story, which is different from the Monday and Wednesday room. I find that class is already in session and they are watching a crazy video... Keep reading this entry »
iraq inspectors don't want journalists The weapons inspectors say they don't want reporters in tow because then they won't be able to do their job properly. The weapon inspectors fear that journalists may jump the gun and report that no... Keep reading this entry »
Take the "What Would Jesus Drive" quiz!... Keep reading this entry »
Los Alamos Nuclear Lab Warns of Radioactive Trees They've got legs and they're comin' after YOU. Snow Threatens to Snarl U.S. Holiday Travel Oh no. SNOW. What ever shall civilization do to cope with this unexpected evil? Aid to Canada... Keep reading this entry »
Porrasturvat is the coolest game ever. You get points for pushing people down stairs. The more they hurt the more points you get. My highest score so far is around 60,000. Be sure to turn up the music. Props to... Keep reading this entry »
An open letter to the jerk that came up with the Security Advanced Research Projects Agency... you know, the one that's gonna mine your credit card transactions, telephone and travel records and e-mail under the possibility that you're a terrorist.... Keep reading this entry »
My hands smell like meat so I'm going to stay up late until they stop.... Keep reading this entry »
I am intoxicated by this city. The wide sea-vistas of Duluth effectively make me feel small in the grand scheme, but in Minneapolis I am huge among these shimmering glass pinnacles. This is mankind’s playground. It was built for me,... Keep reading this entry »
"Hey, I found a dollar." "A dollar, eh? What are you gonna do with it?" "I'll probably invest it. That way in 100 years I'll have... three dollars." "Hey, three dollars will buy you a five dollar whore in a... Keep reading this entry »
Snow! WINDSURFING TAPES REMOVED. REVERT TO DEFAULT PROGRAMMING. CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. I think it's safe to say the windsurfing season is over.... Keep reading this entry »
An unsettling number of people are milling about at 4:00 on a Tuesday morning. Some are looking for meteors. Others are swimming in the Lake. Most, however, are likely making final preparations for the Apostles' Freestyle Rally at the DECC.... Keep reading this entry »
Rock, Paper, Scissors Champ Crowned Robbery Suspect Stops for a Beer Elephant Crushes Man in Pittsburgh Hummingbirds Showing Up in Winter Viagra May Help to Save Endangered Species I mean, seriously. The world is out of control today.... Keep reading this entry »
For those ya'll of the skiing and snowboarding persuasion, there's some good news. Rockies may be Higher than Thought. Reflecting cartographic accuracy more than geologic uplifting, the new calculations set the official heights of many Colorado landmarks and the central... Keep reading this entry »
Analysis Finds Tape 'Almost Certainly' Bin Laden The CIA and National Security Agency have been analyzing the broadcast of the tape, which was of shaky quality because it apparently was recorded over the telephone. "It is clear that the tape... Keep reading this entry »
Writer Hacks Emails Sent to Saddam Even Saddam Hussein gets spam. He also gets e-mail purporting to be from U.S. companies offering business deals, and threats, according to a journalist who figured out a way into an Iraqi government e-mail... Keep reading this entry »
Somewhere here at Danesbored.com we have a picture of a crane (from a secure location) built by the American Diesel Company. During a lull in my six hours of researching social constructionism and human nature, I plugged the name into... Keep reading this entry »
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! peanutbutterjelly, peanutbutterjelly, peanutbutterjelly withabaseballbat, peanutbutterjelly, peanutbutterjelly, peanutbutterjelly withabaseballbat! If you don't have Flash and a subwoofer, you have my empathy.... Keep reading this entry »
I took my writing underground for a few reasons. Some of my thoughts are somewhat personal and I would rather keep them internal than play the complete exhibitionist. I mean, I don't mind having them in hard copy. I keep... Keep reading this entry »
I graduate next spring, apparently. I don’t know where I'll end up, but I know some things that I will require. I need to be around people. I love people... they're fascinating, they're funny, they tell great stories. Without others... Keep reading this entry »
By "I really should go to sleep" I either meant that I really should go to sleep, or I really should throw some clothes on, hop in the wagon, pick up Zosia and meet Alex and Ben down at the... Keep reading this entry »
It's night, it's getting late, I don't feel like doing anything productive, so I'll just babble and see where it goes. I didn't get much sleep last night. I went to bed around midnight-thirty and had three hours of fitful... Keep reading this entry »
A band of nerds at their acoustic show Saturday night. I took lots and lots of blurry photographs, as the lighting was turned to sexy and I don't like the way a flash washes out colors. I opted for... Keep reading this entry »
This was a busy, busy day of infiltration.... Keep reading this entry »
I had two hours to kill, I had done all my homework, and I was awake. I drove up the Shore and took pictures of waves.... Keep reading this entry »
I've been trying to call Best Buy to see if they have Grand Theft Auto Vice City back in stock. Word on the street is that the Duluth store alone sold 200 copies in the first week after the game's... Keep reading this entry »
Some unsorted thoughts from this weekend: Driving through Superior smelled like a trip into a foul lake of sulfur. I hate that town, I really do. A Superior gas station advertises that they sell postcards. I want to get one,... Keep reading this entry »
The problem with a moral theory based on selfishness is that humans are so irrational you can't even expect them to act in their self-interest. Case and point. The library forbids beverages in disposable containers. The likely reason is because... Keep reading this entry »
CNN.com is currently saying Coleman by three points, with 91% of precincts reporting.... Keep reading this entry »
Tonight was the funeral for the circus, But Jane was not allowed to attend so She cried her blue tears in the bathroom sink. She missed the elephants led to slaughter, The clowns with make-up streaked with carnage, in A... Keep reading this entry »
I just spit beer all over my keyboard and monitor. It wasn't really that funny.... Keep reading this entry »
Sunday a bunch of Woochers went down to Louie's for some breakfast. I became irate that day when I read an article on the front page of the Duluth News Tribune that more and more and more and more and... Keep reading this entry »
Today is Friday. You are likely looking for something fun to do. Here are some inspirational urban spelunking sites. Action Squad -A group o' punks that do it up in the Twin Cities area. Their presence in the spelunking world... Keep reading this entry »