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This one goes out to my new favorite commenter, John:
Dear John,
If you don't quit posting comments to my blog linking back to your goddamn trash-ass casino websites, I'm going to kill you.
I dare you to comment on this entry.
Warm regards,
Dane
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Be sure and watch their screencast.
Seriously wow.
Finally, some sense! Those things piss me off so much.
Yarrr! A short (and shorter) teaser trailer for Pirates of the Great Salt Lake be back online!
James Niehues painted most of the maps for ski areas in the western United States, and he has a huge online gallery showcasing his work.
Absolutely beautiful. I’m hyperventilating just looking at paintings of mountains.
Yeah! Midwest, represent!
Some Atlanta students risk their lives by driving the speed limit, and videotape the carnage.
“We were dangerous because we were obeying the law.”
Boy howdy, I like the way that’s lookin’.
The iPod packaging, that is.
This had me laughing out loud; the music is what really does it for me.
John says:
[voice of HAL]
I'm sorry Dane, I'm afraid I can't do that.
kasey says:
why don't you egg him?
Tyler says:
Ok, Dane, I won't refer you to any casino sites. But would you like to buy a penguin?
http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/
Dane says:
HA! I especially liked this:
"Penguin Warehouse, Inc.'s offices are based in Eau Claire, Wisconsin and currently has two operational 'penguin farms' located in New Zealand and Antarctica."
Yay for Wisconsin!
Dane says:
...but now as I think of it, and I'm sure Mr. Ryan would agree with me here, why should we buy a penguin when we already have a perfectly good one hanging around with us?
"I put my head through a wall!"
Dane says:
You know what? John has stopped commenting on my site. John has now been replaced by Mr. Huge Sex Goat Penis Man.
I love comment spam. Almost as much as I love railcar disasters.