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For the last few months we've been cookin' something in the back room, and I think that this project is finally far enough along (by which I mean 99.9% complete) to announce it. Captain Jack's Pirate Hats is an... Keep reading this entry »
Here are the remaining albums, as promised. The highly technical reviewing tool utilizes the latest advances in symbolic communication to convey information. It works like this. We have these small things, let's call them letters, and we combine them to... Keep reading this entry »
As mentioned previously, here are reviews of all the CDs I've purchased over the last four months or so, appearing in reverse chronological order. The full two-year list is forthcoming. You'll seriously wet yourself when it finally comes out. My... Keep reading this entry »
Okay, this is what we in the industry call scope creep. Unfortunately in this instance, I'm both the client and the contractor, so I get the business end of both sticks. So. Music is, like, a hugely important thing to... Keep reading this entry »
That which was known as Coolio is now known as Sundries. If you are distraught in any way, or if you are having difficulty adjusting to this change, you will get over it. I think I'm addicted to content. I... Keep reading this entry »
Okay, let's try this again. If nothing appears under this comment you know that I accidentally closed my browser window, and I'm probably down in the kitchen browsing the knife block. It's odd how our vision for ideal living conditions... Keep reading this entry »
I really want to fling more words at this thing, but these days I'm scrambling to finalize a few design projects before I duck out of this town. It's not much. Honestly, these past couple weeks I've been spending more... Keep reading this entry »
I was talking to my dad the other night, trying to figure out why I've been feeling kinda strung out the last couple weeks. Then I suddenly realized that, well, I've got a lot to be strung out about. Despite... Keep reading this entry »
Well, we've cooked up a special treat for ya'll tonight. You've all heard of our famous heroin smoothies, correct? Well, sit down and relax, and prepare yourself for the ultimate culinary experience... our methamphetimine lattes! Get yourself dialed into the... Keep reading this entry »
Not dead, not yet. I spent the weekend down in Bend shreddin' the mountain, drinking cheap beer and catching up with old friends. It was my first time visiting Bend since moving to Hood River in January, and I was... Keep reading this entry »
I love Cheezits and Dr Pepper. There were times in college where I would go for weeks subsisting on nothing but Cheezits and Dr Pepper. I think that deep down inside, every man has a suppressed diet left over from... Keep reading this entry »
Augh. This is gonna be quick and barely proofed. Tomorrow I've got an über early wake-up call for snowboarding, and today I spent the entire day building birthday presents. Since everything in this damn world is now computer-centric, from making... Keep reading this entry »
Currently at Dog River Coffee in Hood River, where we're listening to String Cheese Incident. The album art for Joe Cocker's I Can Stand a Little Rain is staring at me from across the room, making me feel mighty uncomfortable.... Keep reading this entry »
I now have in my hands a 24oz can of Rockstar. Have you seen these things? They're obscenely huge. Ginormous. Rockstar size? These cans are pornstar size. They look like they eat Red Bulls for breakfast. Chicken-fried Red Bull. A... Keep reading this entry »