I love the “Troubleshooting” section.

On the walls, in the house, on our lampshades, in my kites…

It’s got pirates and global warming, and also mentions Kansas! Yee-haw!

"I’m gonna eat you!"

Thanks, Jesse!

Luke, here’s the owner’s manual you’ve been looking for!

Watch out! You’ll laugh so hard you’ll pee yourself.

First six, then seven! What a guy!

Hilarious!

Guy signs his credit card receipts with fake names and obscene pictures, but no one seems to care.

Not even the credit card company.