The clown freaks me out.

I’ve been playing this game for the last two hours. My best score is 48,631.

As you’ve never seen it before! Not quite safe for work.

via Utterly Boring

Read the story. Click through to see the HORROR.

The ‘eww’ factor goes up to 11.

c0mpl3t3 w17h 7yp0! (l00k 47 j00r k3yb04rd)

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My vote is with Ben Nighthorse Campbell, but maybe that’s just cuz he has a pony tail and a cool name and rides a chopper. Tom Daschle does have an amusing story about jerky.

Commit your own sins of typography, you dirty little heathen, you.

Especially religion. Especially priests shooting bloodthirsty children on skateboards.