Hey Syria, Grandma called! She wants you to leave because you’re ruining everyone’s lives and eating all her steak!

I knew there was a reason Keane moved to Tucson. He’s doing world-domination recon for Luke!

If bars never closed we’d never have this problem.

That’s a far better turnout that America’s last election. Let’s hear it for the infidels!

The beard doth speaketh!

And fix your life. And how!

When all is said and done, don’t be a jerk.

I’m taking the pledge. Will you?

A 90-day trip to Mars and back?

The age we live in is so absolutely fascinating.