snarling trees and more

Los Alamos Nuclear Lab Warns of Radioactive Trees

They’ve got legs and they’re comin’ after YOU.

Snow Threatens to Snarl U.S. Holiday Travel

Oh no. SNOW. What ever shall civilization do to cope with this unexpected evil?

Aid to Canada Prime Minister Quits After Calling Bush ‘Moron’

Hmm.

nutty diet may help ward off diabetes

The nutting doctor hit my friend on the head with a hammer. And then I died.