September 18, 2003
Ahoy, ya’ll!
Just one more day until International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
This day is wholeheartedly endorsed by the University of Minnesota Duluth Coolest Club Ever. The CCE is a creative thinktank dedicated to the discovery, analysis and dissemination of all things cool and cool related.
What really gets me is the ‘international’ scope of this day. International, like, Nepal. Or Burkina Faso. Or the South. David, I want pictures of little Japanese businessmen crammed in a train like sardines, all dressed as pirates!
Or should I say? SAAAARRRRdines!
Yarr! T’will be a glorious day. Aye.
I TRIED TO CALL YOU AND GOT ONLY STATIC OUR PHONES HATE EACH OTHER OVER AND OUT.
You know what I just realized? IT’S ALREADY INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY IN JAPAN.
QUIT SCREWING WITH TIME TRAVEL, YOU. IT’S MESSING WITH MY PHONE.