All you speak are lies!

The Mt. Hood Trading Post has a Deli God on Tuesdays.

There is currently enough snow on Mount Adams to justify backcountry snowboarding.

This is going to stop us.

The hills are on fire with the sound of music.

I am moving to Minnesota.

I am moving to Portland.

I know where I am moving.

Evil Camp Tigerclaw is not ambiguously evil.

A dungeon master worth his weight in gilding would be caught without his twenty sided die.

This statement is false.

Subaru spells “Uranus” backwards.