June 27, 2004

Chaos Theory

Cleaning your room is a lost cause when you go to pick up a piece of filth, and it comes to life and crawls away.

I found a tuna sandwich in my pocket crawling with life!
are you coming with us to hike the narrows in zion or what?

A choice simpsons quote will oblige…
“You mean you don’t pocket compost?”

If it crawls away, trap it, and make it a pet. Can you imagine the conversations you could strike up with folks when you show them your pet sandwich? That’s assuming you’d still have any friends after that.