your mom is unreadable

Hank: Your weblog is horribly gone and unreadable!

Sun Ra: Erm… It’s still there, and quite readable.

Hank: Never mind. I think it’s a horrible problem on my end.

Sun Ra: I have a horrible problem with my ‘end’ as well.

Hank: You’ve gotta give up snowboarding…

Sun Ra: You’ve gotta give up your mom.

Hank: Yeah, but EBay keeps saying it’s against their rules and yanks down her auction.

Sun Ra: Has she tried CarSoup.com?