Hmm… a recent format of my computer has knocked me out of the uploading ring. Though there have been meager updates, you are all still staring at the July 15th entry… the Augustian changes arguably exist, but they will not be accessible until September. Think of it as having a cheap tiiiiiiime machine that brings the past to the present! It’s like August is happening today! You are at the State Fair! You are at the Renaissance Festival! You are cursing the heavens and fixing an Ford Tempo! You are being laid off from the DRC and are no longer reading insightful an Kentucky essays!
You are more than ready to get back to school.