Everyone go to DanePetersen.com and sign his guestbook, because his guestbook is very, very lonely and empty and Dane Petersen will cry if you do not sign his guestbook.
That, and how cool would it be if us Minnesotans (et al, indeed) absolutely DOMINATED his guestbook? Tell your friends! Tell your cousins! Tell people in Kentucky! Do your good deed for today, and then fill Dane Petersen’s guestbook!