Nerds + Weezer + Star Wars = Hopeless Crap

Another slow day, driving to Valleyfair with Ihduhapi staff (and Thomas)…

Sung to the chorus of Weezer’s Undone (the sweater song):

If you want to destroy the Orono Alliance,

Just build a Death Star, and blow them away (blow them away!)

Keep on firing, they’ll soon be wasted (lyin’ on the floor!)

Lyin’ on the floor! Their skin is melting!

Sung to the chorus of Weezer’s Say it Ain’t So:

Say it ain’t so,

My love is not my sister

Sung to the chorus of Weezer’s Surf Wax America

You take the plasma gun,

I’ll use the force,

And when you’re gone from Hoth,

I’m still a dork