the millian view

An unsettling number of people are milling about at 4:00 on a Tuesday morning. Some are looking for meteors. Others are swimming in the Lake.

Most, however, are likely making final preparations for the Apostles’ Freestyle Rally at the DECC.

“YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE GONE, BUT YOU WERE WRONG. THEY’RE BACK, WALKING AMONG THE LIVING. FREESTYLE WALKING. TWELVE DOLLARS, TWELVE APOSTLES. THAT’S A DOLLAR A POSTLE. YOU PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU’LL ONLY USE THE EDGE!”