Is it December 23rd and you’re scrounging for that last-minute gift for a loved one?
Buy a wig. Buy a box. Buy a Zippo lighter. Rig up the box so when they open the box the Zippo fires and falls into the wig. To ensure the optimum delight from this gift, request a wig that is highly flammable.
This holiday season, give the gift of love. Give the gift of burning hair.