ATTENTION: Please do not leave children unattended. Unattended children will be confiscated and may be destroyed.
Currently blogging from the Denver International Airport, the only airport with a terminal with a “day at the circus” theme.
UPDATE: I gotta make this quick because our plane to Portland is boarding and I’m being charged 25 cents a minute for internet access. Please do not forget to send postcards to the Coolest Club Ever. Ryan and I sent four, today.
“Dane, Do you think they sell postcards here?”
“Of course not, Ryan. This is a post office, not a mailing center.”