user error

“My computer stopped working so I just threw it in my closet and forgot about it.”

“You know, we could open it up and see what might be wrong.”

“Hey yeah, let’s do that.”

“Well, this here is probably your problem.”

“What is?”

“You’ve got a nest of rats living in here.”

“Really?”

“Yeah.”

“Huh.

“…”

“You know, I vaguely remember installing them, too.”