baby shark do do, do do…

I’m gonna start a business. Want to work for my business? Everyone’s desk will be stocked with the following:

Silly Putty

Play Doh

Bouncy Ball

Slinky

Etch-A-Sketch

Hackey Sack

Frisbee

Of course you won’t get to use any of it because I’ll be a slave-driver boss that will never let up, but you will be comforted knowing the junk is there. Trust me.

Oh. And I’m the only one that can have a Lego shark. You’re a jerk for even asking.