July 21, 2003
Death and Taxes
Chocolate Cake: So who is Crazy Eddie?
Sun Ra: Crazy Eddie owned electronic stores on the East Coast. Then he got thrown in jail for tax evasion.
Sun Ra: His prices were criminally insane.
Chocolate Cake: They didn’t arrest the prices?
Sun Ra: I think the prices escaped while the cops were busy with Eddie.
Chocolate Cake: They went through the roof.
Sun Ra: lol
Sun Ra: You sir, are a funny man. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Chocolate Cake: I have a newslette?
Chocolate Cake: *r
Sun Ra: How could you not have a newsletter? Everyone’s got a newsletter.
Chocolate Cake: Tax problems.
Taxes that’s why people in indian garb throw tea right?
Who’s Chocolate Cake? They’re funny. I want them as a friend.
Chocolate Cake was one of my Junior Hobos last year at summer camp. We went on a six day river trip down the Namekagon and St. Croix. We raced lightning, fought solar-powered water pumps, dug in the trash, dodged drunk inner-tubers, ate too much cheese… all in a near-wilderness experience.
Look for this kid in a few years. He is absolutely hilarious.