July 24, 2003

The Laistrygonians

Sorry that things have fallen silent around here. Don’t worry. My computer hasn’t crashed, I haven’t broken off all my limbs, and I haven’t found a girlfriend. Instead, I’ve been waking up at 6:30 in the morning, working 10 hour days at work, windsurfing in the evening, and eating delicious jambalaya, phad thai and calamari in the later evening. Also, I’m working on a project that may or may not be the most ridiculously important thing I’ve done all summer.

What else? I sliced off my hair, I bought a cell phone and my parents are in town. Now I can be the guy that walks down the street shouting at himself. Not that anything has changed, really. Just shorter hair.

my curiousity is piqued. any eta on the mystery project? you aren’t working with luke on the mutant thing, are you?

Do you care to post any pics of the new hairs cut? As a matter of fact, do you have any more pictures of Oregon to show us! Where are the pictures, Dane? WHERE ARE THE PICTURES!?!?!

I haven’t posted a comment in awhile but I, too, still exist. I have to keep people updated on Dane’s blog cause I don’t have one.

Cut off all your hair. Did it start to clog up your tub? You give us pictures of your hair and I’ll get pictures of Peter and his girlfriend…

Actually, yes it did start clogging the tub, and my roommates were getting annoyed. It wasn’t quite like living with a shedding yeti, though. Not quite like living with Peter.
I’ll send a bag of my hair to Peter. He can cover his girlfriend in honey, shake the bag out over her and conduct strange yeti courting rituals.
Hank: I’ll give you a weblog on Brainside Out if you promise to travel to Italy, post a few pictures once or twice, and then BLATANTLY IGNORE YOUR WEBLOG FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

Sadly no, it doesn’t involve mutants. Now I realize I have been wasting all my time not inventing mutants.