August 13, 2003

junk and crap

Our neighborhood is haunted by country bands.

I bought a kite for killboarding, furthering my plot to not survive the summer.

Sun Ra: I want to wear an apron.

Sun Ra: To the rodeo.

Sun Ra: It’s gonna say, “My other apron is a Ford.”

Sun Ra: No wait. Better yet, “a Hyundai.”

Sun Ra: Better yet, “My other I’M GONNA FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS”

Sun Ra: That would do the trick.

OUCH! I just got bit my something living in this chair!