Surprises found while cleaning out my car:
I went on a 1,600 mile road trip to make my fortune out West and I forgot a tire iron. I really have no idea where it went or how long it has been missing. In its place was a chocolate chip granola bar.
Car speakers don’t work well when they are FULL OF WATER. Truth, they don’t really work at all.
I found a really big black t-shirt that says “Certified Psycho”. It’s cool, but it’s an extra large, and I have no use for an extra large anything. I was talking to myself, trying to figure out if I wanted to keep it in my car or not:
D: “What am I going to do with this?”
D: “Why would I want to keep this in my car?”
D: “To stop the bleeding.”
In it goes.