August 31, 2003

Oh my, my.

The fruit flies in our kitchen? They were coming from a bag of very colorful and very rotten corn.

I boxed it up and mailed it to you.

Are you still finding frozen bags of corn in every refrig. that you encounter. I am and I am thinking of telling Forests mom not to send anymore corn.

the first time that i read this sentence i did not see the word ‘corn’. i think i like it with the ambiguity of a ‘bag of very colorful and very rotten.’

POST OFFICE OGRE: Is there anything hazardous in this package?
DANE: Well, umm… not necessarily.
POST OFFICE OGRE: Good enough.