September 7, 2003

This One’s for Luke

britney-physics.jpgHave you ever wanted to learn about semiconductor physics, but find the subject so dreadfully boring that you always end up chasing squirrels, instead? Let Britney Spears make semiconductor physics fun and exciting!

The new 2003 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest results are posted. My favorite (I think)
Detective Inspector Mike Norman slipped six fingers into his overcoat pocket, five of them clad in a latex glove and attached to his palm, while the sixth was wrapped in a plastic evidence bag and apparently belonged to the kidnapped pianist Ricardo Moore, or, as it now seemed likely, the kidnapped ex-pianist Ricardo Moore.
The location:

Ah, sweet, sweet britney. I wonder if she is still faithfully sitting in the parking lot of the Goodwill…waiting. Sniff. I miss those fine wheels…