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Otaku: I don’t believe I’m within easy stumbling distance of any liquor houses, unfortunately.

Otaku: Only shops that sell it.

Sun Ra: What if you tried to hang out and drink at the shops?

Otaku: I would probably get arrested.

Otaku: Or not.

Otaku: But I might get plastered enough to find the old men working there attractive.

Otaku: Which is not the desired result at all.