Otaku: I don’t believe I’m within easy stumbling distance of any liquor houses, unfortunately.
Otaku: Only shops that sell it.
Sun Ra: What if you tried to hang out and drink at the shops?
Otaku: I would probably get arrested.
Otaku: Or not.
Otaku: But I might get plastered enough to find the old men working there attractive.
Otaku: Which is not the desired result at all.