UPDATE: Hey! Let it be known that this particular Andrey Golub is a really, really nice guy. He is most certainly not the Andrey Golub I’m talking about in this post!
The parents headed back to Minnesota this morning after a rip-roaring week of Bend action, and things are returning to normal now. I walked downtown to deposit my paycheck tonight, and while I was heading down Wall Street someone kept taking shots at me with a paintball gun. I looked around, and the sidewalk was littered with happy little broken yellow/green spheres. As I was hurrying home to grab my cell phone and .22 I almost got hit by a car that was casually rolling through an intersection. The classy fellow had Mardi Gras beads hanging from his rearview mirror.
I’m much too tired for this. Before I left on my excursion my roommate recommended that I drive downtown. “It’ll be quicker than walking,” he says. “Driving is for pussies,” I say. Yeah. For pussies that don’t like to be shot at, and pussies that don’t like to be hit by cars. If that’s the case, call me a pussy.
Speaking of, this blog has been getting some delightful comment spam from pr0n sites, lately. I delete this foul graffiti, permanently close comments on the afflicted entry, and block the offender’s IP block from ever commenting again. And I burn down their house and salt their lawn. Usually it’s the typical enlargement/enhancement/endearment crap, but tonight I received some garbage boasting pr3-t33n s3x. Assholes. I ran a WHOIS on the respective domain and it returned the following:
xxx (now that’s interesting…)
UA (Ukraine, eh? Interesting…)
May 29, 2003
August 08, 2003
And to Andrey Golub and all the other people associated with crap like this, I have one short comment of my own:
Go to hell.