BEND BLOGGER BASH
TONIGHT (Wednesday the 11th of August, 2004)
6:00 PM – ???
AT TIMBERS SOUTH (you know, that crazy hack-job meat place by Goodwill… and you know the party is gonna be at Goodwill before everything is said and done)
If your last name starts with A-J you should bring eggs
If your last name starts with K-S you should bring stolen street signs
If your last name starts with T-Z you should start running now
Members of the public are welcome and encouraged to attend. Witness the wretched filth featured on the front page of Community Life first-hand!