Burninatin’ the Peasants

Been spending the evening chewing through the Strong Bad Email Archives. There’s 88 of the buggers, now, and I’ve got 60 down. One of these days I will produce content on the Internet rather than merely consume it. Whatever I do will require at least a microphone and MS Paint.

Aren’t they supposed to teach classes for this sort of thing? I’ve been searching Google for “Make Yourself Awesomer with the Internet – Classes” and all I can find is teen angst over tuition prices, an archive of Klingon fan clubs, a fellow waxing and waning over soccer girls and bizzare blog entries:

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow gimme food meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow pet me meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow i took a crap smell my butt meow meow meow meow meow i sleep all day meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Obviously the Internet is in dire need of someone to teach Making Yourself Awesomer with the Internet 101, and with the fresh knowledge I have acquired this evening I see no better professor than myself. Interested in taking my class? Remember that a professor can only do so much and it is ultimately up to students to chart the course. At least, that’s the way it works when the professor is busy and lazy.

Please let me know what you want addressed in Making Yourself Awesomer with the Internet 101 (MYAWTI101) and I will make every attempt to accommodate. If all goes as planned and ya’ll generate good questions, we should be able to fling together our first lesson plan on Monday.