Aha. No snow today; instead we got an inch of rain and hail slush nonsense. The outdoors are currently cold and miserable. Moving percussion equipment after our concert was particularly exciting. Tree branches are coated in ice and make creepy creaking noises in the wind.
Rename Humor ‘Unhumor’ and Crime Beat ‘Hackneyed Rubbish’. Change column titles to ‘Dry Rants’ and Daily Blither to ‘Listen to Dane Complain Endlessly about Duluth Weather in an Uninspired Manner’ to better reflect such content.