quiz time

“It illuminated the entire forest with a white light,” he added. “The object itself had a pulsing red light on top and a bank of blue lights underneath. The object was hovering, or on legs.”

This passage describes a…

a) Honda Civic

b) Wooch! Expedition

c) UFO

d) Jesus

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What are 16-year-old boys doing with axes these days?

a) killing pets

b) killing themselves

c) killing blind men

d) chopping wood.

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Where are we putting cameras?

a) in shopping malls

b) in your bedroom

c) in outer space

d) in our bowels

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What makes you impotent?

a) radiation

b) mountain biking

c) Austria

d) that guy’s hair

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