December 3, 2002

quiz time

“It illuminated the entire forest with a white light,” he added. “The object itself had a pulsing red light on top and a bank of blue lights underneath. The object was hovering, or on legs.”

This passage describes a…

a) Honda Civic

b) Wooch! Expedition

c) UFO

d) Jesus

Check your answer.

What are 16-year-old boys doing with axes these days?

a) killing pets

b) killing themselves

c) killing blind men

d) chopping wood.

Check your answer.

Where are we putting cameras?

a) in shopping malls

b) in your bedroom

c) in outer space

d) in our bowels

Check your answer.

What makes you impotent?

a) radiation

b) mountain biking

c) Austria

d) that guy’s hair

Check your answer.

I wonder if mountain biking makes you lose your hair too. The guy in the picture looks like he has mountain-biking-induced-hair-loss and perhaps other mountain-biking-induced-hyphenated-diseases.

Go to the infertility article. Look at the background behind the picture of the bald man.
Is it just me, or is that an image of North America with a line striking through it?