February 3, 2003

international voyeurism

Powell’s got pictures of Party Girls Gone Wild, and he’s got the soundtrack to Party Girls Gone Wild. He’s now the most popular guy on campus.

Meanwhile, Saddam’s ex-bodyguard, Abu Hamdi Mahmoud, is spilling his guts (figuratively, thankfully) to Israeli intelligence. It seems North Korea may have sold a scud or two or ten to Iraq. Nice guys.

Secretary of State Colin Powell will present photographs of mobile biological weapons and transcripts of overheard Iraqi conversations to convince allies that Saddam Hussein has potent arsenals in defiance of U.N. disarmament demands, an administration official said Monday.

Tomorrow I hope they run the photo of when Saddam peed his pants.

Your damp trousers are the least of your worries, buddy.