Regan is still having nightmeares you bad evil sick person… I loved the article by the way. You should have ended it with the sentence “and I was still drunk.” All your best pieces have ended that way.

Nightmares, still? Excellent, excellent, excellent!
Your advice is duly noted, however I only recall writing one article that ended that way.
Maybe I don’t remember the others because when I wrote them I was still drunk.