September 14, 2003
Progress
While kiting today I received my first round of threats from a windsurfer. I had to emergency land my kite twenty feet away from him:
THUMP!
“Sorry about that!”
“Get the hell away from here, smelly kiter!”
“Dude. Sorry.”
“[incomprehensible]!”
“Relax, man.”
“[incomprehensible]!”
“So what are you gonna do about it? You gonna tack upwind and kick my ass?”
“. . .”
EEEEEEEEEEEE! As in EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEmergency landing! That was a very TACKful way for you to approach the situation. OK, that’s enough of that…
I’M INVISIBLE.
WWJE?
BABIES!
OFF TOPIC. FIFTEEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR.
WHY MUST I SHOUT.