September 14, 2003


While kiting today I received my first round of threats from a windsurfer. I had to emergency land my kite twenty feet away from him:


“Sorry about that!”

“Get the hell away from here, smelly kiter!”

“Dude. Sorry.”


“Relax, man.”


“So what are you gonna do about it? You gonna tack upwind and kick my ass?”

“. . .”

EEEEEEEEEEEE! As in EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEmergency landing! That was a very TACKful way for you to approach the situation. OK, that’s enough of that…