I saw this at Collectively Unconscious and thought it might be fun. See? Profiles can be fun! Copy it yourself! Put your own answers on your website! And link to it in the comments section! Or put my answers on your website! And link to it in the comments section! And let’s watch everyone’s mind boggle as they try to figure out what in the heck is going on!
“This one goes out to my one true love… the ladies.”
My crutches say 5′ 6”
170 lbs with backpacking gear
ex-Snowboard Instructor, High-Powered Web Designer, Master of the Universe
Last time I had a cigarette I ended up on top of the paddle wheel in Hood River. They hook ya with the crazy antics that wouldn’t happen without nicotine!
Scars are sexier.
This body has enough holes as it is.
They call me the Lord of the Dance.
Optimus Prime – a 2004 Subaru Legacy Outback. Silver, leather-wrapped stick shift, dual moonroofs, blinding fog lights that I have on regardless of driving conditions, 2.5 liter side-imposed boxer engine.
Kiss and tell?
See dead people?
Pooh character do you most resemble?
The high-strung crazy one.
Is the most important switch in your house?
Is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
Super hero would you be?
Is your favorite bumper sticker saying?
My doberman tore your honor student into meaty shreds.
Position would you work at Walmart?
Parking lot vandal.
Dis or Dat?
Chocolate or Vanilla?
Plane or Train?
Coke or Pepsi?
Steak or Veggies?
Asparagus or Liver?
Kissing or Cuddling?
Death Metal or Blues?
Death metal blues played by a chamber orchestra.
Dogs or Cats?
A good hard freeze would kill all the stray cats ’round here.