June 7, 2004
Dear John Letter
This one goes out to my new favorite commenter, John:
Dear John,
If you don’t quit posting comments to my blog linking back to your goddamn trash-ass casino websites, I’m going to kill you.
I dare you to comment on this entry.
Warm regards,
Dane
[voice of HAL]
I’m sorry Dane, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
why don’t you egg him?
Ok, Dane, I won’t refer you to any casino sites. But would you like to buy a penguin?
http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/
HA! I especially liked this:
“Penguin Warehouse, Inc.’s offices are based in Eau Claire, Wisconsin and currently has two operational ‘penguin farms’ located in New Zealand and Antarctica.”
Yay for Wisconsin!
…but now as I think of it, and I’m sure Mr. Ryan would agree with me here, why should we buy a penguin when we already have a perfectly good one hanging around with us?
“I put my head through a wall!”
You know what? John has stopped commenting on my site. John has now been replaced by Mr. Huge Sex Goat Penis Man.
I love comment spam. Almost as much as I love railcar disasters.