January 19, 2003

here’s your stinkin’ proof

Imagine that. A 12,000 page dossier, and all of it lies, lies, lies.

The teams of UN inspectors sent to investigate Saddam Hussein’s weapons of mass destruction arsenal made a stunning breakthrough last week when they uncovered evidence of Iraq’s attempts to build an atom bomb.

The inspectors paid surprise visits to the houses of two of Saddam’s leading nuclear physicists.

Once inside they found what one Western official has described as a “highly significant” batch of documents which, on closer inspection, revealed that Saddam’s scientists were continuing development work on producing an Iraqi nuclear weapon.

I predict we’ll be tearing the roof off the sucker within a month.