March 3, 2003


Oh crap. I just melted the tea kettle onto the stove.

i learned the other day not to warm a cold pen (i.e. frozen) up on the wood stove for writing. i now have half-a-pen.

Need some cheering up after melting your favorite pan on the stove? Check out they had fun with captions again!

Hobo: As it turns out, one of the members of my band did the exact same thing. Melted a tea kettle, mind you, not a pen. Melting a pen is downright silly.
Chemmer: Whoo! That really brightened my day.
“Mongo merely pawn in game of life.”