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Here are the remaining albums, as promised. The highly technical reviewing tool utilizes the latest advances in symbolic communication to convey information. It works like this. We have these small things, let’s call them letters, and we combine them to form larger things. These larger things (say, words in this instance), are combined to form objects called sentences, which efficiently convey meaning through the spatial relationships created with the aformentioned words and letters.

Now, these sentences can be combined to form paragraphs, but in this experiment such techniques have been discouraged in an attempt to conserve bandwidth. That is, until I have my brain-mouth FireWire connection upgraded to the 802.11g wireless protocol.

Anyways. Here are some albums. Most of them are great. How great? In the absence of any other useful information, the use of exclamation points and capital letters can serve as great indicators.

The Arcade Fire – Funeral

RIPSHITKICKASS!

Slow Gherkin – Double Happiness

M’eh. Nostalgia, more than anything else. I first saw these guys play at First Avenue’s Ska Fest in ’96.

Modest Mouse – Good News For People Who Love Bad News

RIPSHITKICKASS! Music that’s totally obsessive compulsive. One of the best albums of 2004?

matt pond PA – Emblems

Good. Not what I expected, but good. Quite a different sound than Nature of Maps.

Red Hot Chili Peppers – By The Way

Whoa! This disc is officially the soundtrack of summer 2004. Every song on it is great.

Wilco – A Ghost is Born

RIPSHITKICKASS! So incredibly diverse, it’s dizzying. The other best album of 2004?

John Scofield – Grace Under Pressure

Blegch.

John Scofield – Time on My Hands

Phhhhhght.

Built to Spill – The White Sessions

Some cuts from a radio show they did. Not bad.

Various Artists – One Bag, Two Lumps, Three Cozies

Honestly? I haven’t even listened to this. I needed it to round out the 3 for $10 bin.

‘N Sync – No Strings Attached

Heh.

String Cheese Incident – On The Road – Atlanta, GA – April 20, 2002

Pretty dang good.

Miles Davis – Birth of the Cool

M’eh. You’d be better of with Bitches Brew or Kind of Blue or something. If you don’t already have ’em.

Dave Brubeck – Time Out

Nice.

John Coltrane – Giant Steps

Better than smack.

Cowboy Curtis – Observations | Assumptions

Whoo! I totally love these guys! Observations | Assumptions is their first full studio album.

Red Hot Chili Peppers – One Hot Minute

Nostalgia, baby. The radio singles are hot. So red hot.

Saves the Day – In Reverie

Uhh… you’d be far better off picking up Stay What You Are, which kicks so much ass it breaks the leg off inside. I’d say that In Reverie is total sell-out material.

matt pond PA – (With Audibles)

Holy crap! This limited edition collection of unreleased charts and demos is awesomer than awesome.

Decibully – City of Festivals

Really good. Decibully is so intensely mellow, I can’t really compare their sound to anything. Pretty original stuff.

Paul Simon – Graceland

Neato. This album is so totally Wuda Wooch! Road Trip material, if you know what I mean.

Barenaked Ladies – Maroon

Yeah, totally! These guys always remind me that I never want to grow up.

Decibully – Three Song Thing

Cool. A promo EP, that mostly overlaps with City of Festivals.

Mates of State – Team Boo

Whoo hoo! I’ve never heard two people make so much noise!

Cherry Poppin’ Daddies – Zoot Suit Riot

Tasty. A replacement for a copy I sold years ago at the Minneapolis Cheapo. I saw ’em live in Hood River and had to pick it up again. I totally dig swing music with punk lyrics. That’s the way all things should be.

Modest Mouse – The Moon and Antarctica

Yeah! This album is angry at the Moon and Antarctica and everything in between. I dig it. My friend says that this is her favorite album by them.

matt pond PA – Measure

Cool! mpPA is a band that changes with every album. Measure is some of their older stuff, and i love it this much.

Save Ferris – It Means Everything

OMG I <3 U! Ska with female singers is so totally awesome!

Sunny Wicked – Live with Orchestra

Heck yeah! These guys commandeered an orchestra and played a live concert. I was in the audience and loved it.

matt pond PA – The Nature of Maps

RIPSHITKICKASS! This is one of my favorite albums by mpPA (the other being The Green Fury). For me, every song epitomizes moving to Oregon.

Sunday’s Best – The Californian

I like it.

Mates of State – Our Constant Concern

Mates of State are so totally cute.

Here’s a funny story. One winter day I was in the lower parking lot at Spirit Mountain in Duluth, sitting on my back bumper, lacing my snowboard boots and listening to a Polyvinyl Records sampler CD I had recently aquired.

The song Uber Legitimate by Mates of State came on, and a cute snowboard chick came up to me and was all like “OMG you’re listening to Mates of State these guys are so totally my favorite band where’d you ever find out about them should we start dating now or should we go snowboarding first?” Me being a master of linguistics and salesmanship when it comes to women, especially when caught off-guard, was all like, “Oh hey I don’t actually know this band all I know is that this is a sampler CD but it is pretty good what band is this again?”

She wasn’t impressed at all and evaporated instantly. I swear, she was gone so fast she must have evaporated, because I don’t think a person can disappear that quickly by any conventional means. My heart was broken. The first thing I did after returning to my apartment that evening was order a copy of Our Constant Concern to make sure that this sort of thing never happened again. And let me assure you, it hasn’t. Ever since buying my first Mates of State album, I haven’t met anyone else who knows Mates of State.

On second thought, that’s not a funny story. That’s a tragic story.

Okay, let’s try this again. If nothing appears under this comment you know that I accidentally closed my browser window, and I’m probably down in the kitchen browsing the knife block.

It’s odd how our vision for ideal living conditions changes depending on our current living conditions. It’s strange that the ideal version is always diametrically opposed to whatever we find ourselves living in at the current moment.

Right now, I don’t want much. All I want to live in is a huge hangar, the size of a football field, with ceilings so high they make your neck ache. I want to live in a warehouse. I don’t care what it looks like. I just want it to be huge and dry, with more floorspace than you can imagine, and a giant bay door that nearly peels off the entire wall when it opens.

In this space I will build whatever amenities I find necessary, dividing it up with masking tape or stage props or tool sheds. Different areas of the hangar will serve as my kitchen, my bedroom, my living room, my office, my garage and my attic. Each will be separated by enough space to set off boundries between them, but not too much space to make travel between them inconvenient. In effect, my entire house will be contained in one room, but it will be the most obnoxiously huge, echoey room known to mankind. I’m thinking Astrodome, here, only with more beer and fewer restrooms.

What brings this on, you ask? Today I brought my kite gear down from the attic. I want to put the straps and fins back on my board so that I’m all set and dialed to hit the water when the wind blows. In this house, I don’t have a workbench or garage or basement or any other area to work on large projects in meatspace. So, I set up shop in the only space I have. I brought my bag of kite gear into my bedroom, threw it on my bed, and went to work.

I opened the bag and popped out my kiteboard, and quickly put the footstraps back on. The tricky part was going to be the fins, as they require that I suspend the board off something so I can brace the fin from underneath while driving a screw from above. I reasoned that I shouldn’t use my bed for this purpose, seeing as how the fins are extremely sharp (they cut through skin just fine) and my mattress is one of those inflatable deals.

Well, at least it used to be inflatable. About three days ago it started becoming a deflatable mattress, and it suddenly isn’t keeping pressure nearly as well as it has in the past. Before I only needed to repressurize it once every couple weeks, but now I need to inflate the sucker every couple hours. It’s rather miserable. I suspect that this is happening because the mattress has a three-month warranty, and it was mere days ago that I finally crossed the three-month boundary.

I mean, think about it. Your average manufacturer probably does a cost-benefit analysis of when their product is most likely to fail, and thus makes it policy to terminate warranty coverage just before that time. Same thing goes for insurance, whether it’s car or health or whatever. Insurance companies will consider the most common things that can happen and exclude them from their policy, or place the deductible just beyond their reach. Arguably, they justify this decision on purely economic grounds. Personally, in your search for morality I would argue against an economic approach.

So, I decided to set up my desk chair as a workbench, and here’s where the claustrophobia started to kick in. I pulled the chair out from under my desk, and the back legs ran into my bed. I didn’t have enough space to work with the board on the desk-side, so I turned the chair around. At 45 degrees it ran into my computer. I pulled it to the side to clear the computer and it ran into my nightstand. I jostled back and forth like this a few times, until the back of the chair ran into the desk.

Satisfied, I put the board on the chair, squeezed myself into the space between the chair and the bed, and went to work. I was three fins into the project when I realized that the screws were still salty from Baja, some starting to corrode, and that I should probably rinse them with fresh water before attaching them to the board for any length of time.

I removed the fins and collected the screws, sidled out from my cramped workspace, and on the way to the door stubbed my toe on my encyclopedia of CDs. Then I tripped on a box of jewel cases. To stay my fall I grabbed my clothing rack, the impact of which caused a number of hangars to slide off the backside. When I made it to the exit, I had to kick a pile of magazines out of the way so I could open the door.

In all honesty, I’m excited to spend the summer waiting out thunderstorms in the cavernous expanses of a backcountry tent. Come the fall, I’ll see what it will take to move into my dad’s airplane hangar. With him rebuilding a Piper Supercub and me living in there and keeping an eye on things, I’m sure we’ll get along just fine.

I mean, we’ve got a lot in common. Sometimes my dad washes engine parts in the kitchen sink and my mom hollers at him for it. Sometimes I wash fin screws in the kitchen sink and my landlady hollers at me for it.

I was talking to my dad the other night, trying to figure out why I’ve been feeling kinda strung out the last couple weeks. Then I suddenly realized that, well, I’ve got a lot to be strung out about. Despite what anyone might tell ya, the whole “packing it all up and moving across the country to guide trips in the wilderness at a level and degree that you’ve never been at before,” is rather stressful.

I’m no stranger to moving, and I’m no stranger to taking on new jobs in unfamiliar locales. Every time I do this, however, I forget how much sheer work and planning is involved. The paperwork along is uncanny. Part of my training includes taking a wilderness first aid course that guarantees, if I’m reading this right, to render me a physical, emotional and psychological wreck by week’s end. I’ve been signing waivers that say, basically, if my ass gets handed to me, like literally, if they have to wrap my ass up in a garbage bag and give it to me to take back home, I cannot hold them liable.

All I can say is, holy crap this is a lot of work. Holy crap I must really want to do this. And I do. I really do. Every time I do something like this, I always tell myself that it will either be the smartest or dumbest thing I’ve ever done in my life. And you know what? Whenever I follow my heart, whenever I listen to my gut and do what it’s telling me to do, it has always turned out to be the former.

I was talking to Brian about this over lunch. Brian came back to Hood River yesterday (after being in Olympia, and after being in Hood River a few days ago to grab his car and jam down Bryce Canyon in Utah in a hunt for more sunshine) and we were chilling on the dock down by the Marina, eating real Mexican tacos from Juanita’s Marquita. As a human, after all my boundless capacities for logic and reason, it’s odd to base such huge decisions on a feeling of intuition.

It’s weird, and I should be a little bit uncomfortable and nervous about it, but the results speak for themselves. Honestly, in my two years since graduating from college, there are no significant choices that I have made that I regret. Sure, I feel like a dunce for some small things here and there. I feel like a complete idiot for not wearing a helmet while kiteboarding in Baja, and splitting my head open. I feel bad for getting Alpine banned from the Bend Distillery, after challenging Jody to wrestling matches on the snowy sidewalk outside. I wish I had tempered my enthusiasm, and hadn’t been charging so hard on the day I broke my leg snowboarding.

I feel bad for all these things and more, but I don’t regret any of it. The most bizzare thing about the last two years is how strangely everything weaves together and folds back upon itself. Everything feels so inexplicably related that it’s impossible to consider these decisions and events as distinct and independent entities. No matter how I try, everything is so tightly woven that I can’t figure out how to isolate these occurences without destroying the whole.

It’s going to sound weird, but sometimes it feels like time is just another spatial dimension. I can’t just stand up and roam around it like I can the other dimensions, but I feel like time is being manipulated all the same. The past is so tightly related to the present, is related to the future, that sometimes it feels like they share more commonalities than we think. The river metaphor works well, with currents that pull you in a particular direction, but I’m also seeing eddies where it slows down, and tributaries that you can choose to explore with a bit of effort. There’s one main river that tugs at your path, but it’s so deep and wide and full of delicious complexity that there’s still a lot of freedom in where you go.

I’m not a theist, nor am I an atheist. I don’t believe that a higher, ordered intelligence is governing the universe, but I don’t necessarily believe that there isn’t one. I consider myself a spiritual person, but I’m not sure what that means beyond the fact that it impresses religious and non-religious girls alike and keeps the conversation flowing. I do believe it is a cop-out to say that God is in everything, because you could just as well say God is in nothing and save yourself a unnecessary layer of complexity.

I’m an agnostic, plain and simple. I don’t know the answer. I don’t even know if the answer is knowable, but that doesn’t keep me from constantly searching and questioning. What I do know is that in many ways, how I look back on my life, and how I look forward into the future, sounds remarkably like fate. Now, I’ve never considered myself a fatalist, and I like to believe in the infinite capacity of free-will to remake my life and my world however I see fit.

At the same time, there are periods in my life where I have tried to do just that, and it felt like I was trying to swim upstream. My head was telling me one thing while my gut was telling me another, and when I sided with the cranium the path felt totally wrong. This happens frequently when I’m in transition from one place to another, and I’ll have a number of fits, starts and lurches in various wrong directions before settling on the right one. And again, many times the only way that I can tell which path is ‘right’ is through feeling alone.

Right now I feel like I’m headed in the right direction, and I’m really excited for this summer. I want to jump off cliffs into crisp turquoise water. I want to hear loons on a moonlit night, calling back and forth across a glassy lake. I want to lay out under the stars and massage my soar paddling arms. I want to poop in the woods.

Most of all, I want meet new people. I want to trade stories and share laughter. I want us to set out on some epic adventures and have a ripshitkickass time doing it. I want to see others, and I want to see myself, shattered and rebuilt a million times a day. I want to see, and to see through, the tears of laughter, frustration, exhaustion, sorrow and joy that come with spending a couple weeks in the wilderness with people you know, but you didn’t know you know.

I’ve spent enough time testing my mettle. It’s about time to test our mettle.